Last twenty posts from being open-minded sure makes me feel like an asshole sometimes... /forum_thread/view/21239 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#396083 2005-05-12T14:06:45+00:00 http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#395961 2005-05-12T08:28:51+00:00 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#395665 2005-05-11T17:15:44+00:00 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#395664 2005-05-11T17:15:32+00:00 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#395412 2005-05-11T11:04:20+00:00 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#395313 2005-05-11T02:19:13+00:00 ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#394175 2005-05-09T10:18:01+00:00
]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#393355 2005-05-06T14:00:09+00:00 clicky ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#393335 2005-05-06T13:13:08+00:00 Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind...


..wait no, I wasl walking down an L.A. street, Listening to the wind of changes.... ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#393295 2005-05-06T11:36:51+00:00 laid to rest ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#393248 2005-05-06T09:15:54+00:00 Originally posted by sakri
why yes my gay lover. why yes. Twas but a clever ploy to obtain the coveted "last post in purgatory" honor.
Aha. ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#388872 2005-04-27T16:41:34+00:00 http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#385850 2005-04-20T09:31:47+00:00 http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#385847 2005-04-20T08:52:16+00:00 Originally posted by sakri
I guess this is as good a place as any:


THE HASIDIC JEW
A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Hasidic Jew replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"


last? ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#385389 2005-04-19T13:56:17+00:00 Originally posted by rogue_designer
Lawyers! or worse - people who went to law school, but either didn't take, or didn't pass the bar exam.

bastids!

edit/ I realize that is not technically a race, but I do consider whatever happens to otherwise normal people in law school, to be a cultural change. So extended to culture over race...
Lawyers are too a race!

A sub-human race that should have died out along with the neanderthals, but managed to survive the ice age by eating their own feces and suing wooly mammoths to extinction. ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#383643 2005-04-14T17:05:12+00:00

THE HASIDIC JEW
A Hasidic Jew walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Hasidic Jew replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#383588 2005-04-14T16:18:41+00:00
bastids!

edit/ I realize that is not technically a race, but I do consider whatever happens to otherwise normal people in law school, to be a cultural change. So extended to culture over race... ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#383158 2005-04-13T16:02:54+00:00
:shakesfist: GODDAMN RUSTIES! ]]> http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#382853 2005-04-12T19:57:01+00:00 http://beta.twelvestone.com/forum_thread/view/21239#382851 2005-04-12T19:54:32+00:00