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Yes, my immediate boss may be so daft she did not know that there was a tunnel under the English Channel, but the liquor stores are open again, so all is well!

What's more, THEY NOW STOCK BOURBON!

KNOB CREEK 4-EVAH!
huzzah!

Originally posted by arigato
there was a tunnel under the English Channel

It's England's poop-chute.

Originally posted by arigato
What's more, THEY NOW STOCK BOURBON!

KNOB CREEK 4-EVAH!
huzzah!

what kindsa bourbon? why didn't they stock it before?

most importantly, do they stock makers-mark? this drink has eluded me for over a year now (this obsession began with zaaa's assertion that jack is piss and makers is liquid gold). I have asked everyone I know that's coming from the US to bring me a bottle as I can't find it here... so far, 5 people have managed to fuck up this simple task. That's right, not one, not two, no mowgli no not three... not even four but FIVE!!!11 I associate myself with MORANS!!!11 COCK!!!!

oh, there you are zaaa, speak of the devil

Yes, I most certainly am your devil.

Originally posted by sakri
what kindsa bourbon? why didn't they stock it before?

most importantly, do they stock makers-mark?

I haven't found maker's yet, although it's sold in some bars.
Why they didn't stock it before is beyond me - I guess it's because Quebec is more of a wine market so the liquor variety is smaller and a smaller population base on top of that. Great French wine selection, but if you like anythign else, you're pretty much fucked. Shabby Italian wine selection, even.

Originally posted by sakri
what kindsa bourbon? why didn't they stock it before?

most importantly, do they stock makers-mark? this drink has eluded me for over a year now (this obsession began with zaaa's assertion that jack is piss and makers is liquid gold). I have asked everyone I know that's coming from the US to bring me a bottle as I can't find it here... so far, 5 people have managed to fuck up this simple task. That's right, not one, not two, no mowgli no not three... not even four but FIVE!!!11 I associate myself with MORANS!!!11 COCK!!!!

It's easy to get over here. Send me twnty :cock.gif:s and I'll send you a bottle.

Originally posted by mowgli88
It's easy to get over here. Send me twnty :cock.gif:s and I'll send you a bottle.

this information is enough*


I have friends coming from london quite often... both of whom casually told me "no, they don't got it in London".

now, I have proof, so next time I speak to those forkers, it's time to pwn them.

and they will bring me my sweet makers mark, and I will provide gentle foreplay... I will pet the cork gently, I'll make slutty poses and pretend to bring it's long shaft towards my lips... it will be glorious.


*enough to pwn my friends (If I can call them that). But not quite enough to tell them where to take their sorry lying arses!!!!11 when you say easy, how easy do you mean?

Crikey - you can even get it in TESCO!!!

I think. Or Bells - same thing right?

Originally posted by arigato
Yes, my immediate boss may be so daft she did not know that there was a tunnel under the English Channel, but the liquor stores are open again, so all is well!

What's more, THEY NOW STOCK BOURBON!

KNOB CREEK 4-EVAH!
huzzah!

No wonder he's been a little bitter lately.

Originally posted by mowgli88
Crikey - you can even get it in TESCO!!!

Just checked Tesco online.

You lie.

Originally posted by sakri
this information is enough*


I have friends coming from london quite often... both of whom casually told me "no, they don't got it in London".

now, I have proof, so next time I speak to those forkers, it's time to pwn them.

and they will bring me my sweet makers mark, and I will provide gentle foreplay... I will pet the cork gently, I'll make slutty poses and pretend to bring it's long shaft towards my lips... it will be glorious.


*enough to pwn my friends (If I can call them that). But not quite enough to tell them where to take their sorry lying arses!!!!11 when you say easy, how easy do you mean?

OK, just spoke to my chap at Milroys - the finest whisky specialist on London:

http://www.milroys.co.uk/

and he stocks it, and assures me it is easliy available in London, as I suspected/actually knew.

Heck, when I asked 'Is Makers Mark easy to get in London?' he replied, and I quote VERBATIM... 'Oh yeah!!! very easily'.

There you go!

Originally posted by Stickmån
Just checked Tesco online.

You lie.

I meant SAINSBURY's, but don't quote me.

Originally posted by mowgli88
don't quote me.

Hah!

so makers mark is all slutty in London???

Here she behaves like some creme de la creme society cunt! She clearly derives pleasure from teasing me. She will lift her skirt under the table, so that when I "tie my shoelaces" I can stare directly into her underwearless crotch.

but when I lift my head, she insults me, like a common prole, in plain earshot of everyone else in the room. My embarassment is mixed with the under-table excitement, I am lost for words and just stand there, like a totem-pole of shame, so shamefull the members of the audience turn their heads in disgust.

not only will I pwn and humiliate my so called friends, I will skip the foreplay entirely . I will slap her on her ass and pull her hair.

makers mark is pretty average compared to Bookers, Elijah Craig, and Knob creek which they stock pretty heavily down here. If they stock it in Oz I'm sure they stock it in sunny england.

W.L. Weller's isn't bad either.

I curse you and your proximity to bourbon country

Dammit. I keep missing all the threads where the cool people hang out