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142 years old today.

Jesus, I forgot all about it. I've been away too long.

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts

And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun.

And we will probably go to ****
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh-roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And out saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to ****
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh-roy-yal
Candian kilted yaksmen

Oh, Canada, our home and native land, dum de dum something...blah something strong and free...tum ti tum...O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

If the Mountie sees his shadow it means summer will come in three weeks.

Originally posted by: arigato
If the Mountie sees his shadow it means summer will come in three weeks.

Seal now on the menu

God bless us every one.

*beats Peta activist to death with petrified beaver tail*

Damnit Ern, now I'm hungry for beaver tails.

We saw this movie a couple months ago at Epcot in the Canada exhibit. It's really good!

youtube.com/watch?v=MCqpnooNWl4

Martin Short went to my high school.

That's 'cause there's only one high school in Canada.

*rimshot*

Leslie Nielsen and Michael J. Fox went to mine.

I went to mine.......sometimes.

I'm eating Cheezies for lunch, downing those with a Moosehead, followed by a Coffee Crisp for desert, and Old Dutch Ketchup chips for a snack, and definitely "Going Canadian" under it all today.

Honestly, I think it's been 17 years since I've actually been in Canada for "Dominion Day" but I'll still wish you Hosers a Happy Canada Day.

I got up at about 3.

Just starting to feel human again.

Might enjoy the rest of the evening on a patio if the weather holds.

*waves flag*

"God keep our land..."

Even better: "Our founding fathers would like you to blow shit up today to celebrate the land we stole from the Indians."

from metafilter



How Canadian Are You?


When should you say "Sorry"?
a) when you step on someone's foot
b) when someone steps on your foot.
c) when someone might step on your foot
d) both a and b
e) a b and c
f) sorry I don't know.

How does a Canadian say "about"
a) aboat
b) about
c) aboot
d) frequently

What percentage of the people within 100 meters of you are carrying a concealed gun
a) none
b) there is nobody within 100 meters of me. Canada is that big.
c) healthcare!

Do you get a case of 24
a) beer?
b) beers?
c) ? It's the weekend. I get 2 cases.

Do you own a Canadian Flag?
a) what for?
b) only on July 1
c) I'm not an American tourist. So no.

When you tell people how cold Canada is you use:
a) Fahrenheit
b) Celsius
c) Windchill

In your living room there is a
a) couch
b) chesterfield
c) beaver
d) handgun locker

Questions and statements end with
a) punctuation
b) eh.

Do you believe the best things in America are actually Canadian?
a)yes
b)you didn't know that but now that it has been pointed out you agree. (After saying sorry).

Do you conceal that some of the worst things in America (Celine Dion) are Canadian?
a) yes
b) she is not really Canadian is she?